Bagged salad was on sale at the local Trader Joe's. Love the baby spinach there so I headed over to get that deal. There is a man standing in front of the refrigerated case full of all the bags of lettuce and premade salads. As I walk up and stand beside him, I'm wondering which two I will buy'; the big bags are 2 for $5 or small ones buy one get the second half off. I thought the man was pondering the same. . . so many choices, so cheap. I ask him, "which ones are we buying today?" He turns and looks at me. Shocking reply . . . "I'm married". He walks off without choosing and I stand there blinking and wondering how that was interpreted as a request for a hook up. Dude! I've got news for you. I'm just shopping for vegetables, and you just may qualify with a little more practice. Why don't you head on over to the big produce section and sit yourself between the artichokes and the squash. Get over yourself!
Bagged salad was on sale at the local Trader Joe's. Love the baby spinach there so I headed over to get that deal. There is a man standing in front of the refrigerated case full of all the bags of lettuce and premade salads. As I walk up and stand beside him, I'm wondering which two I will buy'; the big bags are 2 for $5 or small ones buy one get the second half off. I thought the man was pondering the same. . . so many choices, so cheap. I ask him, "which ones are we buying today?" He turns and looks at me. Shocking reply . . . "I'm married". He walks off without choosing and I stand there blinking and wondering how that was interpreted as a request for a hook up. Dude! I've got news for you. I'm just shopping for vegetables, and you just may qualify with a little more practice. Why don't you head on over to the big produce section and sit yourself between the artichokes and the squash. Get over yourself!
It's just your "Sexy Personality" Lori LOL
ReplyDeleteoh yeah! I can't keep the men off of me!! Especially the carrot-tops! LOL!
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