A lady shopped by me and I was keeled over by the heavy usage of stale perfume. Soon after she passed, I started having a terrible allergy attack and wheezing. I smelled her perfume trail the entire time I was there and wanted to tackle her and put her into the frozen fish case after sealing her in a mile of saran wrap.
She probably doesn't realize she has coated her outer layers with gallons of the "perfume" and it's probably seeped into her blood stream so she always will smell like that. Escaped to the furthest corner of the store from the offensive odor and waited for the eyes and nose to stop burning. I tried to shop ahead of her but my body started seizing up as she closed the distance between us.
Its been days now and I still "taste" her odor in the back of my throat and smell it on my hair- that I have since shampooed 5 times and coated in vinegar and next step is tomato juice. I've also plucked all the nose hairs out- which was a painful and watery eyed feat- and burned the clothing I was wearing. Extreme? maybe but since I've done that, my headache and wheezing have gone away.
Here's to Estee Lauder....in micro misted usage!! ( Can you get an epi pen script for over exposure to perfume?
It's time to set the world on fire, or LOL.
ReplyDeletehere I go. Wish me luck!
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